Listen, I'm not here to encourage or advocate any kind of theft or crime, but I will say... sometimes I get it. Sometimes you're trying to get your hands on some beer, maybe you've already had a few, and a terrible idea seems like a great one.

Of course, that doesn't make it any better for you to actually commit to that act, but whatever. I understand.

What I don't understand, however, is the horrific crime of spoiling, wasting, ruining, or otherwise tainting otherwise completely drinkable beer. And if there's ever been a country that should know better than to waste beer, it's the lager-loving, drinking-beer-while-walking-down-the-street-in-public, Oktoberfest-inventing, drinking-enough-to-think-lederhosen-is-a-good-idea people of Germany. C'mon guys.

Check out this story below. And I'm sorry, beer lovers, because it's a tragedy.

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