VERY IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE: Kate Upton Actually Likes Her Boobs

In more VERY IMPORTANT NEWS, a few days ago, I posted a(n unreasonably, but understandably popular) story about Kate Upton and how unsatisfied she was with the size of her boobs. Fear not: turns out she loves them just like the rest of the world.

According to her Twitter:

Unfortunately, what was said about my body is completely made up to try and drum up controversy where there is none. Like every woman, I have moments of insecurity, but I love and am proud of my body -- every part of it -- and wouldn't change a thing.

 

Welp, thank god that's cleared up. Now, to make this post worthwhile--and since I know why you even clicked on the headline--here are some more gratuitously cleavage-filled photos of Ms. Upton: