VERY IMPORTANT NEWS UPDATE: Kate Upton Actually Likes Her Boobs
In more VERY IMPORTANT NEWS, a few days ago, I posted a(n unreasonably, but understandably popular) story about Kate Upton and how unsatisfied she was with the size of her boobs. Fear not: turns out she loves them just like the rest of the world.
Unfortunately, what was said about my body is completely made up to try and drum up controversy where there is none. Like every woman, I have moments of insecurity, but I love and am proud of my body — every part of it — and wouldn’t change a thing.
Welp, thank god that’s cleared up. Now, to make this post worthwhile–and since I know why you even clicked on the headline–here are some more gratuitously cleavage-filled photos of Ms. Upton: