Watch This Shredder Eat a Car Whole [VIDEO]

It's hard to imagine an entire car just being swallowed whole, but here you go!

A car. A CAR. AN ENTIRE CAR.

I mean, flattening cars is one thing; that's pretty cool, too. But to pull this thing in and chew it to bits like a Pringle is, for some incredibly strange reason, utterly satisfying. I want to play with this thing and see what else it can crush. Cars, boats, the set of How I Met Your Mother, the sky is the limit, really.

Think about the incredible amount of power and pressure required to do this. Maybe I'm morbid (I'm incredibly morbid) but I can't stop thinking about what would happen if someone fell into this thing. That person would just become dust, right? I am going to have nightmares now about a monster with gigantic grinding teeth. Thanks in advance for haunting me, angry shredding beast. Thanks a lot.