Weird Internet: Turn Your Stomach Into a Rave With Audiopill
Look, I have no idea what this is. It's very possible--even likely--that this failed crowdfunding project is a hoax. At least a big part of me hopes so. All I know is that when I come across something online that makes me actually, audibly ask "What the hell is this?" well, it's a sign that I really need to do something with it on our website.
It is a pill that you swallow that changes how you experience music. This thing--according to its creator who is either "eccentric" or "insane," depending on your choice in verbiage--allows you to enjoy music "from the inside."
Let's put it in his words, shall we?
Swallow the thing and then for ten hours BANG the feeling inside your stomach BANG insanity BANG joy BANG horror BANG elation BANG extasy BANG BANG pain BANG BANG BANG BANG...
Sure.
Audiopill (pill) will make you feel like you are standing in the middle of a concert hall with a powerful audiosystem inside your body. Or like you are standing in a factory workshop full metal working machines and ramming an impact drill into your stomach. The only diference is there’s an absolute silence all around and you are experiencing the music in perfect privacy and only from the inside.
After swallowing, it takes the Audiopill about an hour to make it through the upper parts of gastrointestinal tract (in the first minutes you have to press your palm on your chest to feel the beats). But after it descends to the pelvic area, the effects become very intensive. You may for a while regret your experimental courage.
You are at a 10-hour party of one and only hypnotic rhythm, and there’s nowhere to escape.
Why not? Aside from almost every conceivable reason, I mean. Here's a video of this thing in action. Or something. I don't even know anymore.
Oh, yeah. If you really want to try it, well, unfortunately it raised less than $200 in a month.
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