We’ve Got Our 2014 Mother of the Year!

It's tough balancing your life as a parent with your personal life, but I think we can all do better than this.

Princess Marks, 25, a Louisiana mother found herself in trouble this weekend. According to the Smoking Gun:

Princess Marks, 25, reportedly admitted to Calcasieu Parish Sheriff’s Office deputies that she was unable to see her children--aged seven and five--while she was pleasuring her boyfriend in the parking lot of a Lake Charles store.

Cops found the children inside the SUV, which was not running and had its windows down.

Marks’s post-midnight assignation resulted in her arrest for child desertion.

Yep, this woman left her kids to have oral sex with her boyfriend in a Walmart parking lot.

In a weird way, if she's going to do this, I'm kind of glad the children weren't within eye-shot. The only thing worse than abandoning your children to provide sex to your boyfriend would be having sex while watching your children out of the corner of your eye.

This is not very royal behavior, Princess. Although, I guess when your parents give you a stripper's name from birth, the deck might be stacked against you from the get-go.