This guy left Hollywood to live the dream in Southern California: start your own religion full of incredibly good-looking people who cater to your every whim.

Apparently, with the power of crystals, Andrew Keegan--you know him from 10 Things I Hate About You, Full House, and a slew of other 90s staples--has figured it all out. You know, this guy:

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He did what you're supposed to do when your time in the spotlight ends: start your own religion.

He's collected a whole bunch of people throughout Venice Beach to hang out, make music, and, well.... I don't really know. I'll let him explain it.

“I had a moment where I was looking at a street lamp and it exploded. That was a weird coincidence,” he said. “At a ceremony, a heart-shaped rose quartz crystal was on the altar, and synchronistically, this whole thing happened. It’s a long story, but basically the crystal jumped off the altar and skipped on camera. That was weird.” Keegan explain that these were some of the incidents that led him to conclude that “the mission is to take the war out of our story, which is essentially peace, but activated peace.”

“I very much speak what comes through [while] in the collective. We create a resonance of balance and equality of the crew,” he explained. “When you feel those chakras aligned, there's guided messaging coming in. If there is something of spiritual ego within that, it must not exist.”

“Synchronicity. Time. That's what it's all about. Whatever, the past, some other time. It's a circle; in the center is now. That's what it's about,” Keegan explained, regarding the church's name, Full Circle.

“We’re very, very aware of the shift that’s happening in the mind and the heart, and everybody is on that love agenda,” Keegan told me after the ceremony. “We’re very much scientifically, spiritually, and emotionally aware of how it works, meaning that there’s power in the crystals, there’s power in our hearts, there’s an alignment, there’s a resonance... and it transfers through water.”

 

I have no idea what a single word of that means, but if it means getting to be a part of this rad experience, count me in:

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