Wonders of the Web: Mark Gormley [VIDEO]

Let's take a look back at some of the treasures that the Internet has given us in the form of insane music videos. This week, a classic from a man named Mark Gormley.

Some people just have music in their soul. They might not look like Katy Perry, they might not be able to sing like Marvin Gaye, they might not be able to play their instruments like Miles Davis, but gosh darn it, they've gotta let that music out.

That's how you end up with a guy like Mark Gormley.

Sure he looks like the neighbor that would keep whatever Nerf football landed in his yard to teach neighborhood kids a lesson. But when he wasn't outside tripping over hoses and accidentally spraying himself with Raid in a futile attempt to keep bees away from this prized Weber grill, you might not have realized he was inside crafting epics like this jam from 2008:

Lots of questions are raised by this thought-provoking piece of art. Who taught him the POWER POSE he rocks at 1:45? Are we supposed to believe that this girl in a zebra-print halter top was a love interest of Mark's? What the hell is the deal with the host of this show? And, most importantly, why did people take the time and energy to make this? I was going to ask why someone would take the time, energy, and money to make this, but money doesn't actually seem to be a factor.

The answers to these questions remain elusive. But I'm sure Mr. Gormley has some more jams up his sleeve, he just has to finish power-washing the siding first.

If you've got any favorite bad music videos, send them on over to Deuce@WRRV.com.