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Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully’s Mom 20 Years Later for Sweet Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served on a radio station for thousands to hear.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple Bones
Well, this gives new meaning to the phrase "love hurts."
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?