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![Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Erin.gif?w=980&q=75)
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
![Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Michael.gif?w=980&q=75)
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
![Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Donald2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
![Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully’s Mom 20 Years Later for Sweet Revenge](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Sex2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully’s Mom 20 Years Later for Sweet Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served on a radio station for thousands to hear.
![Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Wheelchair.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
![Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple Bones](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Threesome.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Terrible Threesome Ends With 2 Women Breaking Multiple Bones
Well, this gives new meaning to the phrase "love hurts."
![Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Mancatiion.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
![Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Kevin.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
![Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Charles.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
![Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Marcos.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Lunatic Customer Stabs Cook 14 Times During Nacho Disagreement
Maybe blame it on low blood sugar?