Lost

I'm sad to report that we have another tragic case of a Hudson Valley resident who lost his or her shoes on the side of the road. How the heck does this happen?

It's not every day that you see fresh packaged meat left in the parking lot. Someone in the Hudson Valley's dinner was a little lighter and hopefully we can find them and return their breasts.

My Twitter-verse is still riff with complaints about the ending of How I Met You Mother, especially since the creators of the show recently announced they would allow fans to see the alternate ending they had filmed to the show. I've also seen a ton of lists about the worst series finales ever, and I'm kinda tired of them...