The Doritos-Flavored Soda You’ve Been Waiting For is Finally Here
What's that? You don't actually want Doritos soda? The mere concept is making you feel nauseated and unsettled? Pepsi's doing it anyway.
Beards are Good for Raising Ducks
Enough people are sending me this story about a guy who raised a duckling with the aid of his beard. Honestly, people aren't sending it because they think I'd find it interesting, people want me to grow out my beard and raise a little buddy of my own...