There’s a New Halloween Cereal in Town & I Hate It

These cereals need to stay in their lane this season.

How dare Kellogg's think that they can come in and poach the Halloween cereal market. I can't let this happen. Not on my watch.

2020 continues to get more and more strange. What on earth is this nonsense?

If you know me you you're probably aware that there's one thing that I take very seriously this time of the year. It's not costumes, pumpkins or decorations. No, it's something far more important. I'm talking of course about the classic Halloween themed cereal like the delicious and iconic Count Chocula, Boo Berry and their cousin, Frankenberry respectively. 

My trips to the grocery store are a little brighter during October because there's usually a good chance that I will find theses seasonal favorites but I've got to admit that it's been difficult to find them lately. Unfortunately, my latest trip to the store ended in disaster when I didn't find what I was looking for but rather a couple of imposters stocked on the shelves where my Count Chocula should be.

These cereal flavors come around once a year and I'll be damned if I will let them get big-timed by these posers.

What are these abominations and what rock did they crawl from under? Seriously, where did these come from?

I have yet to find Count Chocula or Boo Berry in the Hudson Valley. If you find any please let me know.

I'm sad that these are replacing one of my favorite traditions. Have you tried them yet?