Brandi’s Future Husband Needs 36,000lbs Of Crisco

Brandi's Future Husband this week knows that the holidays are coming and that I am going to need a great deal of shortening for all of the pie crusts that I make. Here is how he decided to try and woo me. My future husband this week is bringing a great deal of weight into the relationship. In fact, he is bringing 36,000 lbs into it. He has for me 18 tons of love. I can make quite a few pie crusts, and fry probably enough food to feed a few high school football teams after game day.

He is showing his love with a truck containing 36,000 pounds of stolen Crisco. My love come upon a truck containing 18 tons of Crisco sticks headed to a grocery store chain distribution center in St Petersburg Florida.

According to St. Petersburg Police a tractor-trailer containing the 36,000 pounds of vegetable shortening was snatched Sunday morning. The truck was destined for a Publix distribution center in Lakeland. Authorities said the stolen tractor was a 2005 red Volvo, with a Florida tag and had the business name of "NS Express LLC on both sides of the cab. The trailer was a white Hyundai.

Crisco can be used for frying or making delicious baked goods.Including pie crusts and frying donuts, chicken wings and pork rinds.