Hi there!

If you know me at all, you know that Katy Perry and I are soulmates. Fortunately for you, I realized how utterly selfish it would be for me to keep someone of such elegance and radiance to myself. So I'm going to share with you, in small increments, the love of my life Katy Perry in short bursts of why she's actually the masterpiece and crowning achievement of human existence.

Enjoy, and I'm sorry for derailing your concentration on a workday.

I asked Katy if she thought this was a good idea:

(Photo by PopCrush)