Salem Witch Files for Protection Order Against Warlock

You're looking at that headline and thinking it's a joke. It's not a joke. Seriously.

A witch--a witch priestess, thank you very much--is in a back-and-forth power tussle with a warlock.

Bet you didn't know that people who summoned the evil spirits, cast spells, and generally participated in the dark arts were able to quibble like kids in a junior high lunch room, did you? Well they can. And apparently do.

Somehow, not only are these people bringing their witchery to the United States of America's justice system, but they've managed to get Charlie Sheen involved, and... Well, just listen for yourself. It's the type of joyously weird thing that comes around this time of year.

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