Contact Us

That Time I Hung Out With the Kardashians

Okay, well, sort of.

Yesterday was the 2014 NBC Universal Cable Upfronts event, and I managed to find myself there. They trot out the stars of the shows on NBC, Bravo, USA, SyFy, Oxygen, E!, all those channels, Giuliana Rancic does E! News, and all that.

I learned that everyone on TV is absurdly thin. It’s not an exaggeration that people in Hollywood are skinny; I’m pretty sure I actually saw organs functioning on some people they were so thin. I also learned that Joel McHale is an awesome, nice dude. Among some of the other people I saw were Joan Rivers, Michelle Williams from Destiny’s Child, Padma Lakshmi, the Shahs of Sunset, a bunch of Real Housewives I don’t know anything about, and then… Most importantly, I have the answer to one of life’s great mysteries:

Is Kim Kardashian’s ass really that big?

Yes. Yes it is. However, and this is a huuuuuge however–or a huge but if you will–Khloe Kardashian’s ass is not only bigger than Kim’s, it is bigger than KIM.

Kim is very tiny and when it comes to Khloe’s butt? You could rest a beer, a PS4 controller, your keys, your mail, your jacket, your MacBook, three phone books, and still have enough room to take a nap on that thing. There are planets orbiting it. It could do anything. Her butt is the Swiss Army knife of asses.

For more photos, check out my Instagram: DeuceRadio.

Best of WRRV

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for WRRV Underground quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive WRRV Underground contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.