Celebrate July 4th With 'Jaws' At A Hudson Valley Theater

We're gonna need a bigger ~~boat~~ theater.

In case you need some last-minute 4th of July plans, the Alamo Drafthouse in Yonkers has got you covered. They're screening one of the greatest movies ever made to celebrate the holiday: Steven Spielberg's Jaws, which of course chronicles a series of shark attacks on a fourth of July weekend.

Now listen, you don't need me to tell you that Jaws is amazing. But I'm going to anyway. Jaws is amazing. I think about Jaws on an almost-daily basis. It's as close to a perfect movie as has ever been made. I've seen Jaws countless times, but I've never had the chance to see it in a theater, projected on 35mm film. This is a unique opportunity for Jawsheads in the Hudson Valley, and they should jump on it if they have the chance.

There's only a few tickets left for the show, which is taking place at 7:00 on Wednesday, July 4th. You can check that out here. Farewell and adieu, my fair Spanish ladies.