Go home Tony. You're drunk. I want my Count Chocula! I haven't been able to find any yet. Do you know where they're hiding?

I don't eat cereal regularly. I barely even eat breakfast these days. With the cost of inflation I've decided to skip eating early in the morning to save some money. It has been working so far. However, it is almost Halloween and it is that season when one of my favorite lines of cereals hits the shelves. I'm talking about the fab five. October just isn't the same without Count Chocula, Boo Berry, Frankenberry, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy. These seasonal delights are one of the best things about the fall and they could very well be some of the best cereals ever made. It's a shame that they aren't on the shelves all year. Their appearance one month out of the year actually adds to their charm but this year I haven't been able to find any yet. I haven't seen any of the 5 monster cereals at any store. I've only seen imitators. If you know any store that's selling any of the 5 please let me know where I can find them. I need to have at least one bowl before they disappear for  whole year.

Where the heck is all of the good Halloween cereal? When did Frosted Flakes get into the Halloween breakfast cereal game?