It's hard to believe one story has it all, but this one really, really does.

The Insane Clown Posse and their record label, Psychopathic Records, are currently in the midst of a pretty significant sexual harassment lawsuit, in which a former employee of the company claims that she was repeatedly forced into sexually charged situations. Like, for example, being given a sex toy by a coworker.

So how does Kid Rock factor into this?

He apparently has 14 days to produce the glass implement in the Case of the Missing Dildo, which sounds like an episode of Scooby Doo that they never aired.