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The President of Marist College, Dennis Murray, is stepping down after 36 successful years. Who better to succeed him than someone completely unqualified?

I told you about my experience anticipating LASIK. Well it happened, and I've never been happier. And bonus embarrassing photos of me in surgery garb inside!

In this week's Friends of Walmart, Deuce and friend of the morning show/Hudson Valley icon Mark Bolger discuss recent posts on the Walmart Facebook page about living in Walmart, employee drug tests, and shopping at 2:45 in the morning.

Deuce is supposedly on vacation and I believed him, until this happened with Katy Perry.

So I'm petty. What can I say? It was very traumatic for me.

  And in case you missed any of the already-classic videos we've been dropping, get up on the movement:

I think after dropping this video to Marist and this video unveiling my assistant coach, it's time to show the kind of coaching ability I'd bring to the Red Foxes men's basketball team. This time we talk fundamentals.

After yesterday's video about why I should be head coach of the Marist men's basketball team got so much attention, I knew I had to up the ante. So I've started putting together my team of coaches. Here's the first.

Ever feel like you're being watched?

This weekend, I was at a bar out of town waiting to watch the Floyd Mayweather fight. Surveying the taps, I noticed nothing but the standard, uninteresting stuff you can find anywhere. Suddenly and abruptly, I bellowed "WHERE ARE THE BROWN ALES...