Few situations are not drastically improved with a beer. One of those is hanging out and playing sports with your buddies. Apparently, this is frowned-upon at the collegiate level.
Baseball season is just a few days away and what better way to start things off than by joking around with a major league pitcher?
It's certainly not an understatement to say that we glorify athletes. Billions of dollars are spent (and made) every year covering sports and elevating athletic heroics to Greek god proportions...