I've been trying to figure out this stupid commercial for a week. It taunts me every time I watch sports.

Ray Liotta wanders into a boxing match of questionable legality (I'd like to know where this thing was sanctioned), grabs a glass of tequila from a cocktail waitress--cuz that's what happens at low-level boxing matches--and finds his seat. Across from him is a super hot Padma Lakshmi/Salma Hayek hybrid--cuz that's who goes to low-level boxing matches--who somehow manages to be attracted to him from across the room. Presumably because he drinks 1800 Tequila.

Every one of my tequila experiences someone puking and/or crying, so this commercial is absolutely insane and confusing to me. What is going on here?