Welsh Jedi Can’t Find True Love

You would think that a man who has incredible discipline, a finely-tuned and calibrated sense of moral decency and justice, and an ability to actually manipulate the Force wouldn't have any trouble impressing people, but according to a certain gentleman in Wales, you would be sorely mistaken.

Not only does this individual have a hard time finding true love, apparently he's constantly heckled, assaulted, and insulted by people in public. He's being persecuted due to his religious affiliation--his religion being that of the Jedi.

Look, I know what you're thinking. I know exactly what you're thinking: "How can a guy who walks around in a weird Karate gi and brandishing a light-up sword not be an absolute heartbreaker and lady-killer?" I know, man. It's confusing. You'd think he'd be driving all the women of Wales absolutely wild, especially if he's rocking that prequel-era Obi-Wan Kenobi rat tail.

Let's find out about his struggles.