I'm someone who is crazy about weird experiences. I want to see things and try things that I'll never again get a chance to do. Basically, everything I do, I do just to be able to say that I did it, like I have some kind of unwritten informal checklist in my brain.

So when someone says "Hey, do you want to talk to the Yellow M&M?" what do I say? They're delicious, it's a funny, and it's weird as hell as a concept. Hell yes.

Apparently he has his own starring role in the M&Ms Super Bowl commercial, here's the teaser:

I knew going into this that I was going to have to commit fully to talking to an anthropomorphic piece of candy in character. So I did. And while it wasn't a trainwreck of any sort, there were several dead moments of me trying to figure out how to get some traction, mostly with little to no success.

So instead of posting a badly-edited interview, I decided to give you the Mystery Science Theater 3000-esque version of the interview where I take you step by step through my thought process. As I talked to a piece of candy.