Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Kraft Mac and Cheese Ad About Cursing Mothers Is Effin’ Hilarious
There are no words to explain how funny this is. Well, words we can say here, anyway.
Distracted Kid on Bike Slams Into Wall While Reading Strip Club Ad
Always keep your eyes on the road.
The Ol’ Eel in the Anus Fix Does Not Solve Constipation
This must've eel-y hurt.
Teen’s Quest for Free Wendy’s Chicken Nuggets May Break Twitter
The Internet is here to help make sure this kid keeps his stomach -- and his wallet -- full.
Tim Tebow Hits Home Run in First Minor League At-Bat. Yes, Tim Tebow.
Maybe this baseball thing isn't such a bad idea, after all.
Bigger Honor — Giving a Eulogy or a Wedding Toast?
There may be no higher testament to what people think of you than when you're tapped to talk at these events.
Santa Claus Doppelgänger Arrested on Cocaine Charges
Ho, ho, ho meets blow blow blow.
Impatient Crayola Has Unveiled the Color Crayon It’s Retiring
The world is a little less colorful today.
Fool Gets Pantsed Upside Down in His Underwear on a Fence
Things are not looking up for this guy.
Crayola Is Getting Rid of a Crayon — What Color Will It Be?
Color us glum: Crayola will retire a color from its 24-count box, the first time the company, which has been around for over a century, has ever done that.