Every once in a while we're lucky enough to get a call from one of the most eccentric--okay, fine, craziest--callers that we've ever spoken to. He made his return this week.He comes around every few months, he's gone before you know it, and you're not entirely sure what you just heard at all. He's like a lunar eclipse of paranoia and psychosis.

The views expressed here are those only of Conspiracy Gene and no one else. Mostly because no one else can figure out what he's talking about.