I thought it would be fun to get one of those breathalyzer things just to get a feel for how many drinks equate to various blood alcohol content readings. I wasn't doing it to find out whether it would be okay to drive; I'm not that irresponsible, come on. But it was interesting to see what even one reasonably strong IPA did versus a light beer or something.

It wasn't a very expensive one, so I don't think the readings were especially accurate. Which is good, because then my friends can't do something stupid, like try to get the reading as high as they can.

Maybe that's what this guy was doing, as he drank an amount that seems like it would knock an elephant out, and then doubled-down on the stupidity and recklessness by putting his kids in danger. Good grief.

Check the story below and try to figure out how this dude is still walking around.