Macaulay Culkin has taken his time away from the mainstream spotlight as a chance to do a ton of challenging artistic things: independent film, voiceover work on various projects, painting. But this is, without question, the greatest project of them all:

Macaulay Culkin has a Velvet Underground pizza cover band.

Yes. He has a cover band that changes the lyrics to Velvet Underground songs so that they're about pizza. And someone plays a pizza box as an instrument.

 

I love 2013.