People always try to make Australia some magical place to visit. After this video, you can assume I'm never setting foot on that continent.

Mr. Crab here was just minding his own business, maybe enjoying the attention of the drone floating over his head. Out of nowhere, this #@%^$%&^ octopus shoots out of the damn water, grabs him, starts flailing his legs all over the place like some Cthulu wanna-be, places his whole stupid octopus face-thing over the crab, pulls him into the water and confirms all my worst fears.

Seriously, it's like watching a horror movie sponsored by Mother Nature, who will be played tonight by HP Lovecraft.

This was roughly my reaction while watching that video.

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