Just Arrived: The Hudson Valley’s Most Provocative Calendar is Back!

Banging, screwing, and generous amounts of wood are on full display once again in the Hudson Valley. Of course, we're talking about one of the most provocative calendars to ever come out of the Hudson Valley... all thanks to our friends at Slutsky Lumber in Ellenville, NY.

For the second year in a row, Slutsky Lumber has teamed up with Destination Ellenville to publish a calendar featuring local residents, and they're leaning hard into as much double entendre as possible. The calendars don't ship until December 15th, but thankfully the Ulster County, NY business is giving thirsty Hudson Valley residents a sexy sneak peek.

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Slutsky Lumber and Destination Ellenville Release 2024 Calendar

"Guess who’s backkkk", began a recent Instagram post from Slutsky Lumber in Ellenville, NY. "It’s your favorite lumberyard with this years hottest calendar 🙃 we’ve heard all the feedback from last years and made this one more subtle….. just kidding! Buckle up!". If the final product is anything like their teaser video (below), you may want to keep this calendar somewhere private.

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Never Mind the Pearl-Clutchers, Here's Slutsky Lumbers Sexy Calendar

2023's calendar caught many people off-guard, but not only is the calendar a great way to drum up publicity (and shine a spotlight on some fun-loving Hudson Valley residents), each calendar purchased sends a $10 donation to Family of Ellenville as well.

Family of Ellenville in Ulster County, NY

Family of Ellenville offers "crisis intervention: emergency short-term counseling; access to adult, adolescent, and domestic violence case management, child care, and emergency housing services". In conjunction with Family of Woodstock, Kingston, and New Paltz, Family of Ellenville helps to serve the underserved in Ulster County, NY, and each calendar sold brings them closer to their goals.

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Hudson Valley residents looking to support a great cause and see some skin can order Slutsky Lumber's 2024 calendar here. They promise customers all the "local artists, business owners, and residents banging and screwing around the marsh" that they can handle.