Hey, I'd probably vote for most dogs over most political candidates if given the chance.

Do you ever just sit back and think about what you'd do if you were in charge for a day? Maybe fantasize about them? Maybe even host a radio show where you constantly inform your cohost about all of the things that need changing  that you'll address when you're in charge?

Okay, the last one is a little personal, but I'm sure you've had thoughts of making the rules. Well, if you're a chihuahua named Frida, your dreams came true yesterday:

 

I guess this explains the rampant, aggressive homeless problem that I experienced when I was visiting this summer. I guess it's hard to pass panhandling legislation when you nap and sniff your own butt all day.