Sonic, no!

Instead of saving all his friends from certain doom at the hands of Dr. Robotnik, French comedian and prankster Remi Gaillard (who appears to be the French Johnny Knoxville, more or less) has donned the guise of Sega's speedy blue hedgehog to cause mayhem on the roadways of his home country.

Watch this Sonic throw golden rings over a traffic camera, deface a speed limit sign, fight cops inside a plastic bubble (or a shield, if you will), kidnap Mario and engage in some naughty activity with Princess Peach in the above video.

Also be warned: It's probably not safe for work, or little ones, at the very end.