Burger King Gets Spooky For Halloween

Ever feel like your choices in fast food don’t accurately represent the torture within your soul? Ever wish that the whole world could tell that you listen to This Mortal Coil and Sisters of Mercy albums in the wee hours of the morning just from the sandwich you’re eating?

Two things:

1. Whew, so glad I’m not the only one.
2. Burger King is making your dreams come true.

They're rolling out the HA1LOWEEN Whopper today, which features a burger bun that is baked with A1 steak sauce in it. According to People Magazine:

Aside from the Halloween Whopper’s black bun — which will have a smokey, black pepper flavor from the A.1. steak sauce — the sandwich will have the same ingredients as any other Whopper: beef patty, melted American cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, pickles and onions.

Long live goth burger.