Denmark Men Keep Getting Their, Er, Intimate Rings Stuck

I really don't make things easy on myself, do I? Every time we do one of these It Came From the Internet stories, I know I'm going to have to post it right up here on the website. And in order to post it on the website, I need to find some kind of accompanying visual; I need to have a photo that not only makes sense in the context of the story but is also vivid and eye-grabbing enough that it will compel someone to visit the story and check out what's going on.

So what do I do? I choose a story about penile rings.

Sure. That's how to do it. Use a story that's inherently about something that is 100% not possible to be posted visually on the website. Always thinkin', Deuce. Always thinkin'. And apparently always speaking in the third person.

Anyhow, I'll bet Danish police didn't think that this was part of protecting and serving, huh?