Thanks to the internets, such a thing exists. Thanks, internets!

Apparently, this gentleman named Zack merely wanted to make a nice potato salad, so he headed on over to Kickstarter to crowdsource the ten dollars he'd expect it to cost.

Being a novice to the culinary art of potato salad, he never could have expected he would get $36,000 to make this side dish. 

Oh, and there are still 25 days remaining. If you'd like to contribute to the cause and go to the pizza part he's planning in Ohio, hit the link above. I expect a full report about the quality about this potato salad, because for those rates it had better be Iron Chef quality.