I can't believe I am fighting this battle for these Hudson Valley heartthrobs but here I am.

They just released a list of the sexiest celebrity DILFs of 2023 and two stars from the Hudson Valley were cheated.

People just announced that Patrick Dempsey (Grey's Anatomy, Can't Buy Me Love & Sweet Home Alabama) is 2023's Sexiest Man Alive. He now joins the ranks of Mel Gibson, Brad Pitt and George Clooney as a hunk from Hollywood.

His win shocked many who believed that Pedro Pascal might bring home the title. Pascal though apparently won a similar title not too long ago. Pedro Pascal made number one on the list of the sexist DILFs. A DILF is stand for... well, I think you may already know and if you don't you can get that information on another site. Lets just say it is an acronym for an attractive dad.

The list was just posted online and it shows Keanu Reeves, Tom Hardy, Oscar Isaac. Cillian Murphy, Mads Mikkelsen ranking high on the list. Pedro Pascal came in at number 1. According to voters, he is the sexiest DILF. There's just one problem Pedro Pascal is not even a father. He reportedly does not have children. Neither does Keanu Reeves.

Why does this matter?

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Two celebrity studs from the Hudson Valley only received an honorable mention. I feel that Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Paul Rudd were cheated out of this list. They should take the place of Pascal and Reeves. Paul Rudd was Sexiest Man Alive in 2022. How did he only make honorable mention in a DILF ranking let alone get beat by 2 people who aren't even technically DILFs. This travesty needs to be investigated further.

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