Man Admits to Week-Long Physical Relationship with a Coconut [NSFW]

We all know you are supposed to put the lime in the coconut but apparently there's a new trend where people are putting a lot more in there.

A man's shocking confession on Reddit has gone viral and sparked quite the conversation.

The man with the screen name, coconutthrowaway69 described in intimate detail how he cut a hole in a coconut and made love to it for a week straight until it spoiled. Is this weird? Possibly, but just how uncommon is it?

The man's post lead to a giant thread of other men who confessed to doing very similar acts. One man even found out that he had a coconut allergy from having sex with one himself. Without getting too graphic, that story had a gross and violent ending.

Sometimes everyone goes through a sexual dry spell but I couldn't fathom having sex with a fruit. That's a level of frustration that I have not yet reached.