Man Steals 1,800 Cases of Beer

Hey, I like beer. Maybe that hasn't been thoroughly documented through my repeated references to it, or through the fact that we have local brewers on the morning show on a nearly weekly basis. It's an interest, a hobby. Trying new things, different varieties of hops, interesting styles from different countries, it's all part of the experience.

But drinking 1,800 cases of the same beer? I don't know about all that. I need variety, man. I also have this weird urge not to steal tens of thousands of dollars' worth of merchandise. Don't get me wrong, the only thing I like more than beer is saving money. Although I guess the one thing that could get you over the guilt of committing felonious theft is 43,000+ beers.

Check out the story below, and try to imagine how popular you'd be, y'know, if you had this much beer sitting around.