I don't care if you're locked up or not, in the modern era if you look good (if you're "feeling yourself," as the kids these days say), you're taking a photo of yourself. You know, gotta keep it for posterity. You have to have it for your Tinder profile or whatever so that people know what you look like under the absolute best case scenario conditions (and wild amounts of filters).

Even if you're locked up, apparently. Check out the story and all of its awesome, weird details in the video below.

Speaking of looking good, check out the animated version of Brandi and myself that our digital wizard Jackie put together. A whole new dimension has officially been added to YouTube videos of us bringing you bizarre and stupid stories about bizarre and stupid behavior.

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