grocery

Every New Yorker knows that they need to bring these three things every time you go grocery shopping in New York State. Plus an extra bonus tip:

Seriously, there is an onion shortage? What will we put on our hot dogs and chili this summer? *Gasp*

Evel Knievel might have done this if he had a Go Pro. It's illegal but you've got to admit that this has to be the coolest crime ever.

I didn't realize that I looked like such a vagrant, but apparently, I make old women a little uncomfortable.

It happens to me every time I go shopping and it's the reason I dread going to the store for a few items. This absolutely drives me bonkers! Not everything is a law but we can all agree that we need unwritten rules in society to keep us in check. These simple social rules keep us from acting like a bunch of barbarians in public.

You never know which way your business savvy might take you.

Now, I'm not a math major. In fact, as soon as the Regents math requirement was satisfied, my relationship with math ended. I've never looked back. But I just crunched the numbers and... well... I'm fairly certain that this is more than 12 items, ma'am...