I don't envy teachers. They assume a level of responsibility that I can't even fathom. I can barely remember to take my keys out of my front door when I get home, let alone have to face the reality and the burden of the minds of America and the future of our culture relying upon me.

That being said, I'm fairly certain that even I would be a better teacher than this guy. Maybe he's a wizard at teaching shop class, maybe he's a genius unlike that which the world has ever seen when it comes to teaching the material to bored teenagers, maybe he's incredible at getting them to feel engaged and interested. But, y'know, you let kids smoke weed in class and I'm going to go ahead and assume you're not going to get one of those Disney American Teacher Awards (do they still give those out?).