It's not a question that I thought I would ever ask another human being but what a great time to be alive. Would you ever ingest a small pill that will not only track your gas but will also send your phone notifications when you may have a blast from your bottom.

 I've got to admit that I giggled a little bit when I first saw the thought of tracking my farts through an App on my iPhone but after a little bit of thought I figured out that this could be the greatest thing ever.


According to Ars Technica, the Toot Tracker is an digestible pill like device that has already had successful demonstrations.

Would you ever try this if it were available in the Hudson Valley? Come on, be honest. This just sounds like it could be too much fun.

I would use them on every first date. If youre meeting a guy or girl for the first time you're going to want to know when and how often a booty boom could be happening.