This morning, Brandi told me that she had found the perfect job for me "as someone who drinks too much beer." I prefer the terms "connoisseur" or "aficionado," but I digress.

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Apparently, in Amsterdam, individuals who drink a bit too much are being given jobs cleaning the streets. And the best part? They're being paid in beer! The mentality is that if these guys are going to drink beer anyway, they might as well be doing something constructive instead of causing trouble.

Someone pass me a broom.