In the latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel's "LieWitness News" segment, he asks Los Angelinos how they feel about the schedule of earthquakes.

I don't know if this is just my natural skepticism or wishful thinking (I always have a weird blend of optimism and pessimism going on inside of me), but I have to believe some of these are phony. Especially Miss iPhone Six Plus.

But then again, people will never stop surprising you. Vote no earthquakes in the next election!