When you're in trouble, obviously, the cops are the go-to move. They've been through every situation, they're trained in a million ways, and they're prepared to handle problems. It's kind of what they do.

If your trouble happens to be that you're stupendously, impossibly drunk, hungry for some chicken wings, and out of cigarettes, perhaps they aren't the right solution to your problems. Their resources are probably better off with people that are in emergencies that your local deli can't solve; when they can't provide help for the person who is in legitimate, life-risking scenarios because you're trying to figure out if you want medium or extra hot sauce, there's a problem.

But of course, as is the case with every other completely and utterly insane person, logic and rational thought have no place in the world of this woman from Florida. Go ahead and check out the story below.