Hey, it's a legitimate question. How exactly do they have Thanksgiving in the slammer?

I know that spending time in prison is a serious matter. I'm not mocking anyone who is currently or has ever been incarcerated. I'm just merely curious is all.

What do I know? Honestly, the only knowledge I have of prison is from movies liek Escape from Alcatraz, The Shawshank Redemption TV shows like Oz.

Unfortunately, they never really covered the holidays in thosse movies. If they did I'm not sure how much you can trust the movies.

I'd like to hear from people who have actually been there. I don't care if you've been in Greenhaven, Shawangunk, New York State or Sing Sing. Do you get turkey? Does someone make cranberry sauce? Do they let you watch a football game?

What exactly do you do?