How Many of You Drunk Dialed an Ex Over The Holidays?
New Years Steve wasn't enough to fill the void. It's, okay. Don't be shy. You had your phone out and got a little lonely.
Let's face it. The holidays can be a lonely time for most people. Statistically speaking it can be the saddest time for many. No one wants to spend those days alone after watching Hallmark movies with ridiculous expectations about love.
I'll be the first to admit that I may have folded like origami and reached out to an old flame. There's only so much time I can spend with my parents at Christmas while they ask that dreaded question over a million times. You know, the that goes something like "So, are you seeing anyone"?
We've all been there. I caved. It was an innocent text though. Just a simple "how are things"? I'm not going to lie. I was half hoping she's say "miserable''. That doesn'y make me a monster. I think that makes me pretty damn human.
Anyway, what about you? Did you reach out? Confess your pathetic love lives to me.