Calling all love doctors. If you think you've got more game than me then I challenge you to give me a response this this match I made online. I'll respond with whatever comments gets the most likes.

Everyone person I know that is in a relationship always asks about online dating apps like Bumble and Tinder on my phone. They love to look to scroll through the options. We all like to live a little vicariously, right?

If you know me, you know that I have absolutely no game whatsoever. So, here's your chance to get behind the driver's seat and score me a date with a lovely lady right here in the Hudson Valley.

Below is an opening line that a girl sent me. I have several responses in my head that I'd love to give but I thought we could make a little game out if it.


Let me know what you would say not matter how ridiculous our off the wall. However, lets keep it appropriate. I've never been to Whole Foods so bonus points if you can add that it.