Gyms have unwritten rules. This is one of them. Maybe it needs to be written down formally because some people are just barbarians.

I go to the gym quite frequently. I try to get there at least 3 times a week. While at my gym today I found myself in the middle of a gross situation. Someone had let loose some booty burps. Not just one or two. I could look past those because I am human. These shots were silent but continuous.

I'm sorry but I have to vent about this and speaking of vents my gym could use a few more after today.

If you're having some stomach issues please just take a time out and go to the bathroom. Or maybe it is just your body's way of telling you it is time to take a recovery day. Why does everyone in the gym have to suffer?

I don't even know where to place the blame. The shots were fired in a very crowded room. It was impossible to know who was responsible. It is the most vile and pathetic version of Clue. It's not fun to see if Colonel Mustard actually cut the mustard.

Was it the young lady on the treadmill? Was it the fit dude doing squats? Could it have been the older guy on the exercise bike? The rancid whodunit may never be solved. That is of course unless they want to come forward and admit to it but I doubt that will happen.

I just know it wasn't me but realize am denying it. I just marked myself as a suspect of someone who supplied it.

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