I’m RICH!! Not Sure If I Can Handle This…

Why THANK YOU Verizon Wireless!!!

I love that you are thinking of me… More than 8 years after I have switched carriers. Did you miss me? Do you want me to come back to you? Re-establish my wireless service with you? Maybe re-join the diminishing league of land-line owners again?

I was very surprised to open my mailbox and see an envelope from you. It is not every day that a company sends you a check, for monies that are apparently owed.

Thank you for my windfall.