Is it hot enough yet to post a water park video that would make you wet your pants?

Verruckt!

No, that's not the thing the German Soccer team yells out in unison when they advance in the World Cup.

That's the name of the new 17 story high water slide at Schlitterbahn Water Park in Kansas City.

Yes, you were distracted because of the giggling incurred by the name Schlitterbahn, but let me reiterate:

SEVENTEEN STORIES HIGH!

This act against nature is still unsafe for human testing, so the above video was done with a camera strapped to a sand bag.

After filming, the camera promptly filed for retirement.